It was early last September as near as I can remember
While strolling down the lane in tipsy pride.
Not a word did I utter as I lay down in the gutter,
And this pig came up and laid down by my side.
Not a soul was I disturbing as I lay there by the curbing
When this high toned lady stopped and I heard her say
You may tell someone who boozes by the company he chooses
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
-Unknown Awesome Person